two truths and one lie! i'll start!

i have killed a man, i will kill again, and it burns when i pee.

i don't like this game...

wait- you're arresting me because i'm a homo?!

...homicide. you killed your whole family.

aa! i love my little nerds of the internet so much!!

she's not like this with us...?

i was productive today...

i love sleeping.